I Am Virgin DVD Review

Conditioned by his religious parents to practice abstinance until marriage, Robby finds himself the last living human on Earth after an infection turns the world’s population into fanged nymphos. Accompanied by his trusty partner Billy (a bassett hound!) Robby roams the deserted streets, ducking into boarded up buildings to observe various combinations of mostly tattooed and pierced women (with an occasional man in the mix) doing what horny vampires do best. That would be rolling around naked for long intervals of time and simulating sexual activity. Quite frequently Robbie inadvertantly alerts the vampires that he is watching and they usually beg him to join in and then shrug and get back to it when he runs away.

Well, I cannot sum the movie up much more than that because, that’s the whole movie. There is no gunfire, no actual acts of vampirism, (although fangs are constantly bared in pleasure) and no real consequences to Robby getting discovered by the vampires. In fact, he has a nice enlightening discussion with one vampire (Ron Jeremy) who points out all of the good points to giving in.

Now Billy the hound I found really funny, especially the line “You really saved my ass back in the last town, boy!” and shots of him lumbering down the hall to explore the erotic vampires dens. Robbie was played by Adam Davis. It was a very shallow role that consisted of walking into rooms and then doing a double take as he discovers three lesbian vampires were giving each other tongue baths. So the acting did not detract from the movie. Basically, if you remember the review I did for Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge last year, the same thing applies. It felt like an XXX rated film that had been chopped to get an R rating. Now I am Virgin is unrated but the same thing applies. This is the movie you would find on Premium cable at 3 am playing right after Witches of Breastwick.

T and A of Darkness is an eight minute making of featurette that gives some background on the film’s Oregon roots, as well as the abundance of strippers and erotic performers in the area. There is some interesting footage of the film being shot as well as additional nudity and a brief interview with Ron Jeremy who talks about his role longer than the cameo actually lasted in the movie. Also included is a commentary track where Sean Skelding and Shawn Justice talk you through the film, including the complex acting and plot archs in the movie. The commentary was fun to listen to and did break up the 5 minute 80s porn music and moaning sequences during the sex scenes. Finally, additional trailers of other IMD releases such as the notorious Penance are included.

As a parody of I Am Legend, well, you get a chuckle but that is about where the parody ends. If late night Cinemax is your thing and you like Misty Mundae’s body of work, you will dig this movie. If softcore isn’t your taste in movies then I recommend skipping it.

Special Features:
T and A of Darkness making of featurette
Commentary Track with Writers

I am Virgin is available on DVD now, courtesy of Cheesy Flicks, IMD Films and MVD Visual.

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